Rantings From The Rail

Bulls Balls Cause Uproar

2009-06-19T11:19:00.000-07:00

Apparently senator Tem Darrell Steinberg was all in a tizzy after hizzoner Gov Arnold sent him a bulls balls oversized paper weight. Relax senator Tem hizzoner was merely trying to convene a message of strength and stamina to stay the course and fight the good fight. Bulls balls happen to be a symbol of vitality in hizzoners native Austria.

Take Cover

2009-06-18T17:51:00.000-07:00

Isn't it just great that loser drunk Donte Stallworth gets just 30 days in the slammer for running over a pedestrian down in Miami. Spineless commish will probably welcome him back with just a slap on the wrist. Remind me to rent a sherman tank next time that lunatic gets in an
automobile within a thousand miles of me.

Lady GaGas Nose

2009-06-18T17:45:00.000-07:00

Luv the new lady gaga tune "poker face" but boy what a nose on that hoe. If i didn't know better i'd think we have babs reincarnated on our hands.

Jon & Kate Take a Hike

2009-06-18T17:39:00.000-07:00

I'm really starting to get tired of these two money grubing phonies. All they do is complain about the paparazzi being too intrusive but by the looks of their new mansion on 28 freakin acres they are still cashing those TLC checks.

Celeb Apprentice

2009-06-18T17:16:00.000-07:00

Still annoyed at the ass kissing so called "in" pro poker players who cried foul when Joan Rivers
defeated annielost on celebrity apprentice. First annielost tries to buy the contest with her overated fat slob bro howies money and when that doesnt work all that i hear is a bunch of bitching and moaning from pokerbrat, andy bloch, jean the french dude and the rest of the sorry sacs. Lets face facts people JR surrounded herself with articulate innovative folks like Herschel and an awesome array of celebrities while annielost had howie round up his loser poker cronies headlined by the biggest baby since john mcenroe phil "poker brat" helmuth.